Arts Student Gifts

"I pledge allegiance to this flag / that I made myself by hand / in order to be able to do this again."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

Triangle

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Piano Keyboard

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Just call me Picasso!

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Art Gallery.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Viola player coming through!"

Vincent Van Og.

German School

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Cello Concert

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Music Student

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Art Plagiarism

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."