Quirky Art Student T-Shirts

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Cat box"

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

The Artist

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The americanisation of vulture.

bird interprets modern art

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cactus seats.

'Projectile painting.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

Large, wrinkly

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Beware of the frog"

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."