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'This test doesn't understand me.'

'I can't write legibly... then my teacher would find out I can't spell.'

Essay Paper.

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Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

'Have you ever considered I may not be cut out to be a student?'

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

Subatomic particles

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

When scientists come out of retirement.

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'