Quirky Art Student Pillows

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

The Artist

"Cat box"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Cactus seats.

The americanisation of vulture.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Say hello to my little friend."

bird interprets modern art

'This test doesn't understand me.'

Large, wrinkly

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Beware of the frog"

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."