Art Student Pillows

"Impressive, Meyers, but let's stick to your quantitative projections."

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

A naked, shell-less Snail posing for art student snails.

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

Picasso's learning years.

"And if you'd like your artwork displayed please include a brief bio."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'

'I'm sorry...we're not sure you're self obsessed enough.'

Painting Mona Lisa.

Art Plagiarism

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

'Do you intend to sell it privately, Smith, or donate it to the nation. . .?'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"There'll be no nudes in this life drawing class!"

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Damien Hirst's art teacher

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'This guy is really good!'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

'Come on Ted, you've been doing this class for 3 years now, it's time you progressed beyond the 'stick' movement...!'

German School

"There's no drawing, no painting, no sculpture. You just talk about things you'd like to do"

"You moved!"

Life drawing class.

"I realized that she'd never overcome her shyness, so I had to let her go."

A caveman copying a cave drawing onto a tablet like he's a student in a museum.

Museum of Art School Portfolios

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"Not bad, but have you guys been to the house where they're giving out full MFAs?"

Cubism Model