Creative Student Pillows

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Triangle

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Piano Keyboard

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Just call me Picasso!

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'All good things must come to an end.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Viola player coming through!"

German School

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."