Creative Student Prints

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

The Artist

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Triangle

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Piano Keyboard

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Just call me Picasso!

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Viola player coming through!"

German School

Vincent Van Og.

Cello Concert