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School for the blind kicks out a mime.

Riverdance school

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Showbiz Awards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Paul Klee

The Artist

Baby Piano

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Guitarist

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'I'm in my Blue period.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Turn, turn and turn.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Concert Pianist.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Hamlet'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)