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'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'They all want to play the star.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Hamlet'

Turn, turn and turn.

Trump! The Musical

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Cossack dancers

Odette from Swan Lake

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Macbeth: Take Two

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.