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'He's just two-stepped away from his desk for a moment.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Turn, turn and turn.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Odette from Swan Lake

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Cossack dancers

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Dance.

Dance.

Ballet dancer.

Zumba

Leaping

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Dance.

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Ballet Lovers

You're never too old for ballet!

Take a bow!

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Curtsey

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Bow

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Dancing