Dancing Teacher Gifts

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Turn, turn and turn.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Hamlet'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Trump! The Musical

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Cossack dancers

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Odette from Swan Lake

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Macbeth: Take Two

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.