Dance School Teacher Gifts

'If business doesn't pick up - we won't have a leg to stand on!'

Baby Piano

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Turn, turn and turn.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Concert Pianist.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Odette from Swan Lake

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Dance.

Dance.

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

Zumba

Ballet dancer.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

You're never too old for ballet!

Take a bow!

Leaping

Ballet Lovers

Dance.

Curtsey