Dance Instructor Gifts

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"Nice jump, Sergei."

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

'See, here's where you screwed up.'

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

Dance.

Aerobics Class.

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

How's My Jiving?

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

A lady leads her dance partner so strong that he loses his shoe.

'Explain again how you confused a seminar on bank financing with belly dancing?'

Dancing School

"If you want me to show you a 'Pas Du Chat,' I'll show you a 'Pas Du Chat'."

'Just be patient - the novelty of her Spanish holiday can't last forever.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Sign on door of dance studio: Stepped out for 10 mins.

In, Out and Shake it All About.

Graduating Zumba Cum Laude

The Apis Dance Studio

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"Right click twice, now left click."

Couple dancing with spurs.

Grand Plie in Second Position

Minuet

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

"You have to admit; those tango lessons have really punched up Larry's waggle dance."

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."

Pavlova's dogs.

'any other suggestions besides blaming it on the Bossa Nova?'

Ballet dancer.

Manners and Customs of the English - The Polka

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.