Dance Instructor Gifts

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"Nice jump, Sergei."

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

'See, here's where you screwed up.'

Dance.

Aerobics Class.

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

How's My Jiving?

"If you want me to show you a 'Pas Du Chat,' I'll show you a 'Pas Du Chat'."

'Explain again how you confused a seminar on bank financing with belly dancing?'

Dancing School

A lady leads her dance partner so strong that he loses his shoe.

'Just be patient - the novelty of her Spanish holiday can't last forever.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Manners and Customs of the English - The Polka

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."

Couple dancing with spurs.

The Apis Dance Studio

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"You have to admit; those tango lessons have really punched up Larry's waggle dance."

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

'any other suggestions besides blaming it on the Bossa Nova?'

In, Out and Shake it All About.

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Pavlova's dogs.

Sign on door of dance studio: Stepped out for 10 mins.

Ballet dancer.

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

"Right click twice, now left click."

Minuet

Grand Plie in Second Position