Dance Instructors Gifts

'Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots...'

"Martin! It's left wiggle, chasse, turn, jazz hands!"

'Fights have been down 68 percent since we've had them do an hour of river dancing every morning.'

Let's dance.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Turn, turn and turn.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

A little bird told me...

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Cossack dancers

Odette from Swan Lake

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Push for Disco...

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Love Birds love dancing together

Moulin Rouge Security

Dance.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Dance.

Zumba

Ballet dancer.

Modern Kids.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"I've seen lame mating dances before, but this one was the worst: He was trying to pick me up with Hip-Hop moves!"