Performing Arts Teacher Gifts

School for the blind kicks out a mime.

Riverdance school

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Showbiz Awards

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Paul Klee

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

The Artist

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Baby Piano

'They all want to play the star.'

Cimafunk

Guitarist

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Hamlet'

Turn, turn and turn.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."