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'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Comedy Cafe

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Theatre Masks and Butts

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Cut!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Joan Hickson

Jack Gleeson

Steve McQueen

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.