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Tragic Physiognomies - A Roman about to kill his sister with his sword on account of indecent rhymes

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"You're going to hate yourself."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Victor Hugo

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Hamlet'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

The Demise of Tinkerbell

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Shakespeare was bisexual

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Don Quixote

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas