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"I knew Yorick also. He gave me diarrhea."

"Oh, yeah? Well, I think you're the one with the biochemical imbalance."

"I'm so nervous – my cat is here to see the play."

Comedy / Tragedy / My 401(K)

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Snail Man

Christopher Marlowe

Announcement

Grandfather Clock

Nutcracker wearing a mask.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"I flunked out of acting school, but it was good training. I know how to act like I know what I'm doing."

Back Stabbing Opera Singers

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Ion Luca Caragiale.

'I think Tom sometimes regrets giving up on his theatrical career.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Ralph Fiennes

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Reality

"I'm just happy to have been nominated."

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

Tyne Daly

"Frankly, I'm quite disappointed with the technology."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Silly wig.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

The Witches Discover The Wok

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

A man taking a bow

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Jimmy Cagney.