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"I knew Yorick also. He gave me diarrhea."

"Oh, yeah? Well, I think you're the one with the biochemical imbalance."

"I'm so nervous – my cat is here to see the play."

Comedy / Tragedy / My 401(K)

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Snail Man

Christopher Marlowe

Announcement

Grandfather Clock

Nutcracker wearing a mask.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"I flunked out of acting school, but it was good training. I know how to act like I know what I'm doing."

Back Stabbing Opera Singers

Ion Luca Caragiale.

'I think Tom sometimes regrets giving up on his theatrical career.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Reality

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

"Frankly, I'm quite disappointed with the technology."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Silly wig.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

The Witches Discover The Wok

Comedy and tragedy masks

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A man taking a bow

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."