Theatre Professionals Pillows

Godot - Retard Indetermine

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Silly wig.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A man taking a bow

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Snail Man

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Mime marriage.

Grandfather Clock

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Baby dressed for the opera.

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Casting Director

Henrik Ibsen

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

Mulvaney's Soliloquy

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Romy Schneider

Actor talking to unimpressed child

And the die is cast!

John Woodvine

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.