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"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A man taking a bow

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Macbeth: Take Two

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

A pretention of playwrights