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'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Just be yourself."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Trump! The Musical

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Macbeth: Take Two

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Tom Hanks

A pretention of playwrights

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Midsummer Night's Dream

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'