Drama Coach Gifts

Fiddler on the Roof - Performed by Miss Parsons Finishing School

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Just be yourself."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Trump! The Musical

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Macbeth: Take Two

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Tom Hanks

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

A pretention of playwrights

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'