Drama School Administrator Gifts

"Since they gave up on grants we just don't seem to get the same variety of candidates."

Ethics exam cheater.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

I will study my speling words...

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

Trump! The Musical

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Yummy Mummies

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'