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"Since they gave up on grants we just don't seem to get the same variety of candidates."

Ethics exam cheater.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

I will study my speling words...

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Trump! The Musical

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

Yummy Mummies

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'