Drama Teacher Gifts

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Crime in the theater district was the worst. Too much drama: 'okay good, now wiggle your fingers and sway back and forth in the wind.'

Shakespeare in the Way

Beckett on ice

Drama class

Big deal - a guy writes a couple of plays, and suddenly he thinks he's the spokesman for his generation.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

Scientific Method Acting

Midsummer Night's Dream

'May I remind you Jeremy that you're auditioning for the role of a munchkin.'

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

"That's our new drama teacher!"

Chekov play and scorecard,

Melondrama

'I'm word perfect on every line, but can't for the life me remember in what order the lines come...'

Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'

"Not another costume drama."

Trump! The Musical

Ariel (Ireland) asking Prospero (Gladstone) for her freedom

Man holding classic theater masks

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

'Blimey! She's good.'

Oscars acceptance speech.

"Finding work as an actor isn't easy. Once, I was so desperate, I staged my own death ??" and still lost the part."

"Is there any ketchup in the house?"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Hamlet throws skull at noisy audience member on phone: 'Sorry about this, Yorick.'

Horse Play

The Goethe Life.

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

Macbeth: Take Two

'You're so meadow dramatic!'