Drama Student Gifts

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

William Shakespeare

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

'Bad reviews are one of the key indicators of Post Dramatic Stress.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

'Oh, dear! It looks as though his coffee is cold again.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

Trump! The Musical

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Macbeth: Take Two

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."