Drama Student Pillows

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

William Shakespeare

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

'Bad reviews are one of the key indicators of Post Dramatic Stress.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

'Oh, dear! It looks as though his coffee is cold again.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Trump! The Musical

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Macbeth: Take Two

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

A pretention of playwrights