Drama Teacher Prints

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Crime in the theater district was the worst. Too much drama: 'okay good, now wiggle your fingers and sway back and forth in the wind.'

Shakespeare in the Way

Beckett on ice

Big deal - a guy writes a couple of plays, and suddenly he thinks he's the spokesman for his generation.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

Midsummer Night's Dream

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

Scientific Method Acting

'May I remind you Jeremy that you're auditioning for the role of a munchkin.'

'I'm word perfect on every line, but can't for the life me remember in what order the lines come...'

"That's our new drama teacher!"

Melondrama

Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'

Chekov play and scorecard,

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

Trump! The Musical

"Not another costume drama."

Ariel (Ireland) asking Prospero (Gladstone) for her freedom

Oscars acceptance speech.

'Blimey! She's good.'

Man holding classic theater masks

"You don't have to do the quotes every time, Brian—we know you're not Shakespeare."

Macbeth: Take Two

Shakespeare's Brain

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"Is there any ketchup in the house?"

Theatre masks

I Pagliacci

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

"Weird emojies."

The Actor Factor