Theater Teacher Prints

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Cross dressing class: 'Today we will be learning how to spend hours in the bathroom and moan about men.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"Just be yourself."

'High school for actors - John Smith - Acting principal'

'Everyone will recognize me. I told them I had the meatiest part.'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

"I'm the acting superintendent. I oversee all the drama and theatre programs."

Three Witches from Macbeth

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Herman Mankiewicz

Tut and Carmen.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'They all want to play the star.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Hamlet'

"Extreme miming"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View