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Now a procedure! Someone suggest a procedure! Surgery at the Improv.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Trump! The Musical

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Macbeth: Take Two

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

A pretention of playwrights

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."