Drama Doctor Prints

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Trump! The Musical

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Macbeth: Take Two

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

A pretention of playwrights

Tragedy/Schadenfreude