Medical Dramatist Prints

"It was touch and go for a while, but he's out of the woods now!"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Jester Surgeon

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'Is it urgent?'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Love Tap

'Brain surgery, right?'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

Operation/Grim Reaper

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

"Clear!"

'You can't sue. If you hadn't put the surgical gown on backwards, we would not have removed the wrong organ.'

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

'Ready, steady, Operate'

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'