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"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

A group of puppeteers discussing sick leave

Wordplay: Short Notice - Applicants wanted for support roles in production of Snow White.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Taking a peek at the audience

The Witches Discover The Wok

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Comedy and tragedy masks

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Three Ladies

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Doctor Bartolo

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Hollywood producer.

Proposal

Snail Man

Froh

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

'We had to donwsize.'