Theater Professionals Gifts

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

A group of puppeteers discussing sick leave

Wordplay: Short Notice - Applicants wanted for support roles in production of Snow White.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Taking a peek at the audience

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Three Ladies

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Doctor Bartolo

Froh

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Proposal

Hollywood producer.

Snail Man

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

'We had to donwsize.'