Theater Professional Gifts

'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'

"Tremaine, could I see you for a moment — alone?"

Henrik Ibsen

Curtain call

Casting Director

Arts Theatre

Romy Schneider

Corona and the Arts

Naked Hamlet

Stephen Sondheim, 1930-2021

Save the Arts

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"But what's my MOTIVATION?"

"I thought she ran away to join the circus."

"He used to be in the Props Dept. at his church's Christmas Pageant."

Now in its 27th year - Sirens with Original Cast.

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

Too Much?

The Witches Discover The Wok

"After his success in the film industry, Chewbacca tried his luck on broadway but failed because of the language barrier."

'You say that you wish you had just one percent of my talent? Well that's exactly what you have got.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

John Gielgud

'To be or not to be...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'I think he's having a heart attack! Can anyone here make me a cosmo?'

"Congratulations on opening night."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Pierre Corneille

A woman surrounded by drama masks admires herself in the mirror.

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

The Show-Stopping Musical Tribute to Cosmetic Surgery.

Nice speech, but you don't have that many friends. You better add "Romans and countrymen."

Mulvaney's Soliloquy

Stimulating the Arts