Theatre Practitioner Gifts

Konstantin Stanislavsky

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Silly wig.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Comedy and tragedy masks

Cygnets from Swan Lake

A man taking a bow

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Jimmy Cagney.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Snail Man

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Mime marriage.

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Baby dressed for the opera.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Grandfather Clock

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Three Witches from Macbeth

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

Welsh Dragon

"It's Cinderella?!?"

Henrik Ibsen

Casting Director