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Deconstructionist girlfriend

Maurice Barres

Mrs. Bardell encounters Mr. Pickwick in the prison

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver

Trilby - 'He fell a-weeping, quite desperately.'

Sign on door: Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"You're going to hate yourself."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Victor Hugo

First Novels.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Hamlet'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Shakespeare was bisexual

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....