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NOT 2B

Deconstructionist girlfriend

Maurice Barres

Mrs. Bardell encounters Mr. Pickwick in the prison

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver

Trilby - 'He fell a-weeping, quite desperately.'

Sign on door: Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"You're going to hate yourself."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

First Novels.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Hamlet'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Voltaire

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The Demise of Tinkerbell

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk