Literature Student Mugs

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"Well, maybe just once more."

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

Deconstruction Workers

Poetry repairman

Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.

Mr Winkle's Situation when the Door Blew to

The Doomed Character

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"You're going to hate yourself."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

The DaVinci Code

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

First Novels.

Thomas Mann.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Victor Hugo

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Television Readers.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'