Showtime Scholar Gifts

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I've outgrown my backpack."

The Giamatti era

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Bigger Brain

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Waiting for the results.

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"Get ready."

Graduate

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

Oculist.

'Your wife came by and left a message'

Anton Mosimann

"It's the ABCs, Justin. You don't need to fact check."

"This next one is for all the people who did the right thing and stayed home."

"It's been so nice getting to interact with you for these past six years. Here's your first device."

The Greatest Show Unearthed.

"If you phone it in at work, make sure you have unlimited data."

"She's so smart...on the highway of life, she's in the E-Z Pass lane."

"I got all my homework last night. Mom hid the remote."

Usher

"Sorry, angel - showtime!"

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

'Check, please!'

Shows at 6 am and 6 pm daily.

"School's out- academic summer camp is in."