Supper Time Scholar Gifts

'Your wife came by and left a message'

"Well did he?"

'Hard to follow...'

"Think about the honey."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

French suppers.

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

Announcement at teatime

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

Guess Where Your Dinner Is?

Your Dinner is in the Tin

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

Sidewalk the game

Catering for a large family.

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

'There's a problem with dinner - the roast didn't.'

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

"It's been so nice getting to interact with you for these past six years. Here's your first device."

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.'

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."