Supper Time Scholar Prints

'Your wife came by and left a message'

'Hard to follow...'

"Well did he?"

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Think about the honey."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

French suppers.

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

Announcement at teatime

Your Dinner is in the Tin

Sidewalk the game

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Guess Where Your Dinner Is?

Catering for a large family.

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."

'There's a problem with dinner - the roast didn't.'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

"It's been so nice getting to interact with you for these past six years. Here's your first device."

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.'

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"