Nighttime Scholars Gifts

Instead of caps and gowns, night school graduates have to wear nightcaps and nightgowns.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"The overthinker"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Night-shift entrance

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

Programmer Dreams

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

Insomnia.

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

That's a street lamp, Steve.

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'Your wife came by and left a message'

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

Oculist.

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going,'

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

Counting Sheep

A man dreams of a snake

"Harold, we need to talk."