Skeleton Scholar Gifts

Fernmont Chiropractic's new spinal-column bridge made going to the chiropractor much more fun.

Morgue Waiting Room.

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

Osteologist

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Apocalliptical

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Skeleton Builder.

Spring Cleaning

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

'It's dead in here tonight.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"