Hungry dog has chased a skeleton up a tree.
Skeletal Scholar Gifts
Searching for creative and clever presents for the scholarly souls in your life? Our skeletal scholar collection brings a humorous twist to academic interests, featuring fun, professionally drawn cartoons on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Ideal for students, teachers, or anyone who loves a good laugh about studies and science. These unique items merge intellect with humor, making them thoughtful gifts that celebrate curiosity and learning.
'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'
'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.
There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!
"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."
'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'
"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"
Truth
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'
Football team discussions.
Lady Justice.
So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.
Statue of Security
"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."
"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"
The hour of justice
Baseball players and their qualifications.
Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.
"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"
Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice
Equal Justice Is An Illusion
"Manafort's was the best flip yet."
Antonin Scalia
Upholding the Law
Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?
"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."
Supreme Liberty Court
'Well, son, the justice system depends on finding 12 people who are smart and impartial enough to judge the accused intelligently without malice or favor.'
Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court
'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'
'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'
Clarence Thomas
Skeletal Scholar Gifts Collection
Skeletal Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of skeletal scholar mugs—great for adding a humorous, intelligent touch to every coffee break.
Skeletal Scholar Pillows
Brighten up any room with our skeletal scholar pillows—funny, thoughtful, and perfect for science lovers.
Skeletal Scholar Prints
Decorate with our skeletal scholar prints—ideal for anyone who appreciates humor and the sciences in stylish wall art.
Skeletal Scholar T-Shirts
Discover our range of skeletal scholar t-shirts—perfect for making a witty statement about your love of knowledge.