Skeletal Architect Gifts

Dinosaur bones assembled incorrectly

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Yoga classes door.

Building Sandcastles.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Young Picasso at the Beach

Lego Haircut

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'So what have you been up to?'

Snow Bridge.

"He lives in a block of flats"

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'Good to see you back at work.'

'It's a self-build.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

'He's a structural engineer.'

Fish Food

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Will build to suit myself.

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."