Skeletal Architect T-Shirts

Dinosaur bones assembled incorrectly

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Building Sandcastles.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lego Haircut

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'So what have you been up to?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"He lives in a block of flats"

Snow Bridge.

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'Good to see you back at work.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

Fish Food

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

Will build to suit myself.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

'Show off!'