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At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Football team discussions.

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Brothers Grimm

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Spring Cleaning

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Judicial Restraint

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

'It's dead in here tonight.'

Dinosaur bones assembled incorrectly

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.

"Damn - we'll have to hire a new one!"

Skeleton scientists