Skeletal Scholars Pillows

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Football team discussions.

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Spring Cleaning

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Brothers Grimm

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'It's dead in here tonight.'

Judicial Restraint

Dinosaur bones assembled incorrectly

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

Mortmain

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.